SensualLala — I know you want to date me but you're a loser, so you can't. That doesn't mean you can't go on dates with me though. In fact you can go on all my dates with me. You can drive me and my date around, and pay for everything. At the end of the night, when you drop me and my date off, I'll even let you jerk off thinking about me getting fucked by a real man.